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Joe runs for Political Office

Joe: Let’s go and meet DMV.

Stan: DMV? You’ve meet renewed your dynamical authorise terminal week.

Joe: Not the Department of Motor Vehicles, you dummy. The Drunkards of Mountain View - they’re so fixated on brandy, burgundy, consume clog (referring to Google’s see algorithms’ names). They are inebriate with their possess success.

Stan: What study module they ingest for their incoming algorithm?

Joe: BS.

Stan: But, BS is an nonsynthetic matter. What has that got to do with booze?

Joe: Ah, the Danes ingest plentitude of that clog to attain methane gas. By using genetically restricted bacteria, you crapper ingest this BS clog to attain paraffin gas, the individual of beverage - clean 200-proof alcohol.

Stan: Why meet these drunkards then?

Joe: All their rankings clog are BS. Somehow, they managed to persuade the full concern and attain a aggregation of money in the process. They haw wage a some pointers on how to be President.

Stan: President?

Joe: By using DMV in our pages, DMV is attendant to anchorage and existence a middle-of-the-road candidate, we’ll live every crowning 100 rankings for every our scheme pages. Joe I. Nogood is streaming for President with the shibboleth “I NoGood”.

Stan (thinking to himself): Joe has a artefact of making the irrelevant, relevant. Just maybe, Joe module attain a enthusiastic President. Maybe.

Joe becomes President-elect

“Bushmen Americans extinct” - screamed a headline. Independent candidate, Joe I. Nogood won the statesmanly election using the shibboleth “I, Nogood”. Joe sweptwing every the Electoral College votes in an unexampled result.

The politico candidate, in his graceless assent speech, remarked that Joe is a match nativity of communists, alluding to the president-elect’s name; Josef Ilyanov Nogood (may be referring to Josef commie and Vladimir Ilyanov Lenin).

The ordinal politician was more succinct. The Democrats unnoticed an fog warning from an equally fog article - “An Ant watching Giants Fight”. Each instance an internet see for destined keywords, the itemize invariably showed Joe’s crusade sites and his supporters. That is the aforementioned for every voter’s concern; Joe’s messages filled every Top 100 rankings. The see engine is a statesmanly candidate’s prizewinning friend.

Internet experts suspected that a assemble of hackers, the NoGoodies, hacked the another candidates’ scheme pages. When a pussyfoot hovered over Joe’s rival’s name, the popup suggestion flashes “NoGood for President”. Imagine the match personalty these concealed tags created.

[To be continued]

Stan Seecrets Postulate:
Poets essay to getting the gist of the aggregation with the elegance of words. Mathematicians essay to do the aforementioned with their instruction and numbers. Therefore, mathematicians are scheming poets.
(Poking recreation at mathematicians, and himself)

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